Funny catch phrases hunting trabalhos
...os melhores bairros para se morar, melhores restaurantes, shoppings, mercados, pontos turísticos e as melhores escolas, esse atendimento costuma ser de 6 a 8 horas, muitas vezes marcamos alguns modelos de imóveis para que o cliente veja o padrão (Quando recebemos o perfil do cliente já passamos para ele um breve resumo da cidade) (Atendimento de 6 - 8 horas valor pago por hora R$50,00) House Hunting: acompanhar o cliente em visitas a imóveis, a agenda do cliente somos nós do escritório que preparamos muitas vezes nossos clientes não fala português o consultor será o intérprete para esclarecer dúvidas que os clientes têm em relação aos imóveis (Atendimento de 6 - 8 hora...
Captar novos clientes Agendar reuniões para venda de serviços Atualização de informações na plataforma Sales Force
Precisamos de ajuda para buscar profissionais de TI em nossa região. Atividades: Definir conosco o pefil das vagas Buscar curriculos no mercado Fazer primeiro contato os candidatos, entrevistar e analisar o pefil técnico/comportamental Encaminhar o candidato para entrevistas conosco Poderá propor testes comportamentais/técnicos visando melhorar o fit dos candidatos. Importante ter experiência em hunting na área de TI e acesso aos principais portais de RH do mercado.
Somos uma startup de engenharia de software que também oferece serviços de consultoria nas áreas de Engenharia e Ciência de Dados. Além disso fornecemos recursos na modalidade 'bodyshop' para nossos clientes. Assim, procuramos profissional de RH / Seleção de Talentos para fazer o hunting de profissionais.
Estou criando uma loja de estamparia de roupas, acessórios, decoração, etc. Usarei o OpenCart ou o Woocommerce (ainda estou decidindo a plataforma). Vou trabalhar com dezenas de tipos de produtos e milhares de estampas diferentes. Sendo que para cada estampa, terão mais de 20 produtos distintos. Referência de site para ilustração: https://www.spreadshirt.com/funny+gym+luke+sport+geek+men-s+t-shirt-D12891592 Preciso de um sistema/plugin/módulo backend que automatize o processo de cadastramento de produto, no qual, eu faça o upload apenas da imagem da estampa em PNG e ele gera automaticamente as imagens dessa estampa no produto (isto é, a foto do produto final exemplo camiseta, boné, etc com a estampa da ...
Estou criando uma loja de estamparia de roupas, acessórios, decoração, etc. Usarei o OpenCart ou o Woocommerce (ainda estou decidindo a plataforma). Na página de produtos, preciso de um carrosel (slider) que mostre outras opções de produtos com a mesma estampa do produto que o usuário está acessando. Ou seja, preciso de um módulo que crie e...ser criado do zero ou pode alterar um plugin que já tenho e me dá a opção do slider com produtos de uma categoria específica, mas quero que ele filtre os produtos de acordo com tags ou atributos iguais ao produtos que está sendo visto). O módulo é esse E este é um exemplo de como ficaria no frontend: https://www.spreadshirt...
Olá, estou com um projeto em andamento mas estou sem tempo para finalizá-lo. Por isso gostaria de contratar um freelancer para tal. O projeto em si contém algumas aplicações paralelas que f...verificação em todas as outras páginas para serem exibidas ou bloqueadas de acordo com o tipo de usuário conectado. 4. finalizar páginas de msgs e agendar msgs (estão quase prontas, precisa só verificar se tudo funciona corretamente e se precisa arrumar algum problema) 5. Corrigir arquivo docker composer para que a api, socket e cron rodem corretamente em uma instancia S2 do AWS. 6. Colocar try / catch na api e socket para que não dêem crash e parem de funcionar quando houver algum erro. Basicame...
...como por exemplo CanalEsporte e CanalFilme. Implemente o encapsulamento definindo corretamente os modificadores dos atributos e métodos, além dos métodos gets e sets. Através das classes em sua estrutura hierárquica implemente o polimorfismo com base em algum método que possua implementações diferentes nas subclasses. Defina o tratamento de erros em seu programa, através das instruções try/catch. Escreva métodos que declarem throws, lance e trate exceções unchecked no código. Utilize nas suas strings os métodos da classe String. Para ser mais específico, utilize o método split para separar nome e sobrenome do cliente, por exemplo. Concatene string...
...nome;<br /> nome = ("nInforme o nome do contato com a sua cidade onde mora:n");<br /> //grava os dados no final da "lista" (nome + ";" + telefone);<br /> (nome);<br /> (());<br /> sair = (null, "deseja cadastrar");<br /> } catch (Exception e) {<br /> ("Arquivo não encontrado"); <br /> } ...
Somos uma empresa de hunting com mais de 10 anos de experiência no mercado e estamos em fase de expansão.<br />Por esta razão, buscamos um apoio na prospecto de candidatos para vagas da nossa empresa, que consiste em:<br />- pesquisar potenciais candidatos baseado em um descrição previamente oferecida.<br />- elaborar um relatório com os nomes destes candidatos e suas principais características.<br /> <br />O profissional deve ter experiência comprovada na prospeção de candidatos (screening de mercado). A remuneração será baseada em success fee e o trabalho poderá ser parcialmente realizado de forma remota.<br /><br /><br /> <br...
...carros. --------------- No /inventory/: No Search Options sidebar direira> tirar o max mileage e transmission Na side bar: alterar as opções de body (conforme ja falei no topico da index) ---------------- No /add car/: Também vao aparecer as mesmas coisas do body que tem que ser alteradas Extinguir também a listagem de Model e substuir por um campo de texto Trocar o template Phrases para: Recentemente revisado, Carro nunca batido, Nada para fazer, pintado recentemente, Carro de coleção, aceito troca, aceito propostas, raridade. ------------------- Dentro do anúncio de um carro: Era para ter um formulário de contato na sidebar right (todos os anúncios ja tem menos o que criei para teste que...
...nome;<br /> nome = ("nInforme o nome do contato com a sua cidade onde mora:n");<br /> //grava os dados no final da "lista" (nome + ";" + telefone);<br /> (nome);<br /> (());<br /> sair = (null, "deseja cadastrar");<br /> } catch (Exception e) {<br /> ("Arquivo não encontrado"); <br /> } ...
...são mais poéticos, livres, um pouco comerciais e com alguma informação de arte. Exemplos podem ser encontrados no site da galeria. Não há necessidade de experiência prévia nem de formação específica: este é um trabalho sutil que envolve a capacidade de percepção e entendimento de obras de arte, facilidade com jogos de palavras e figuras de linguagem e um quê de linguagem comercial (catching phrases). Neste início, há a necessidade de escrita de 4 textos. Depois, a frequência de demanda deste trabalho é de 1 texto a cada 3 semanas. A remuneração é a combinar. Caso tenha interesse, solicitamos que conheça o site da g...
We have an on-line fitness progect for women. We need people to make content for our Portuguese Facebook group. We need only native speakers from Brazil with experience in this sphere. Candidate should write articles, make motivators, funny photos and jokes about fitness and nutrition.
Capitani It Solutions, empresa especializada em Tecnologia da Informação com portfólio de serviços em Outsourcing de Profissionais, Hunting, Gestão de Recursos, Consultoria, Desenvolvimento de Software e Serviços de Testes de Software, está em busca de profissionais com o seguinte perfil:<br /><br /> Desenvolvedor Ruby On Rails Sênior (6 vagas)<br /><br /> - Profissional com experiência como Analista Sênior em Ruby On Rails;<br /><br />- Experiência e conhecimentos em desenvolvimento WEB em Java e .NET;<br /><br />- &nb...
Sou mágico e conquistei o 1º lugar em um campeonato de mágica que aconteceu durante...de mágica do Brasil, o Magicaldas, em Caldas Novas. Fui campeão na categoria mágica de palco com uma versão moderna de uma mágica que Harry Houdini não teve coragem de fazer, sou o único no Brasil que faz essa mágica. O Bullet Catch é uma mágica bastante famosa no meio mágico, conhecida como a mágica mais perigosa do mundo, existe um livro chamado “twelve have died” (Doze já morreram) que conta a história de alguns mágicos que morreram em decorrência dessa mágica. Em um especial de TV britânico que escolheu as 50 melhores mágicas do mundo,...
Correções na minha pagina fofa Colocar um full display do player, mas sem colocar o full. Seria tipo um meio full Algo entre médio full e um litle funny full. Deixar o CPF pulandinho na tela, de luminosidade gradiente, como uma proteção de tela. Deixar dinamico o programa achar o link onde está para que seja alterado e algo assim....
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Hi all, I need to rephrase 901 phrases in PORTUGUESE (total words: 28500). I want to keep the same message, but change the wording to make it look like an original sentence. Example of the file I will give you: (2,'por favor preciso de ajuda... acredito que meu namorado esta me enganando, ') (3,'ligou para dar informação de carro roubado querendo extorquir dinheiro') (4,'Esse numéro também me liga direto. Já nem atendo mais, e quando não atendo, eles me ligam restrito ou mandam mensagem pra caixa postal. E quando vou escutar não tem nada na mensagem. Só sei que já tá chato isso. Ja recebo essas ligações a mais ou menos umas 2 semanas. Já não atendo m...
I'm looking for a creative photo editor who can artistically place our pets into fo...attire. Your creativity is very welcome. - The edited photos should be as photo-realistic as possible. I don't want an abstract or cartoon aesthetic. - I'd prefer if the outfits are varied – some adding tuxedos, some incorporating dresses, and some according to your artistic vision. The ideal candidate should have: - Extensive experience in photo editing - A creative mind for dressing up pets in funny yet stylish ways - Ability to produce photo-realistic edits - Good reviews of similar projects You don't have to be a pet lover to take this project, but it would definitely be a plus! Your proposal should include links to similar works you've done before. I look forw...
...readers. Scope of Work 1. **Formatting:** - Formatting the text to meet Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing specifications for both eBook and print versions. - Adjusting layout, fonts, headings, and margins to ensure a professional appearance. - Including any necessary graphical elements such as charts or images in high resolution. 2. **Final Review:** - Proofreading the final version to catch any remaining typos or errors. - Ensuring all content aligns with the latest Amazon publishing guidelines. **Deliverables:** - A final manuscript ready for submission to Kindle Direct Publishing with Barcode on back cover. - A formatted book in .docx and PDF formats, ready for eBook and paperback upload. **Project Timeline:** - I am looking to complete this p...
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I'm in need of a talented cartoonist who can create vibrant, funny and exaggerated caricatures in a traditional, hand-drawn style for my corporate events. Key requirements: - **Caricature Style**: The primary requirement is that your caricatures should be 'Cartoonish' in nature. It's essential that you can deliver a style that is humorous, quirky, and suitable for a light-hearted atmosphere. - **Purpose**: The caricatures will be used for an engagement party, so they should be appropriate for a professional setting but can lean into certain inappropriateness for humour purposes. - **Format**: I am looking for the caricatures in physical form, not digital. You'll need to create them on paper or other suitable medium so they can be handed out and taken home...
I'm in need of a talented designer to create a visually appealing and engaging poster for an upcoming music and entertainment event. The purpose of this design is to catch the eye of potential attendees and generate excitement for the event. **Key Requirements:** - The poster should be dramatic and intriguing, evoking a sense of excitement and fun. - Visual elements related to music and entertainment should be incorporated to thematically tie the design to the event. **Ideal Skills & Experience:** - Proven experience in creating event posters - Proficiency in a graphic design software like Adobe Illustrator or Photoshop - Creativity and an eye for design - Understanding of thematic elements related to music and entertainment, and the ability to incorporate these into the ...
I need a talented designer to create a cover for my book, "A guide on how to write a children's picture book and self-publishing." The manuscript is already written and now, I need a cover that will catch the eye. The theme is from concept to creation, so the design should reflect this. Although it's a guide, I want it to have a playful yet modern appeal to resonate adults and stand out from the other how to guides. No people thinking or light bulbs please :0). Ideal traits for this job: 1. An innovative designer with a fresh perspective on book covers 2. Experience in creating modern book covers for "how-to" books. 3. Capacity to design insync with the theme and manuscript content. Your portfolio showcasing similar works will be a great advantage. P...
I'm in need of a highly-skilled professional who specializes in Azure Security Engineering and ForgeRock Training. Key tasks include: - Azure security configuration - Conducting vulnerability assessments - Undertaking threat hunting exercises Additionally, expertise in ForgeRock training covering the following topics will greatly benefit my team: - Identity and Access Management (IAM) - Single Sign-On (SSO) - User Provisioning The ideal candidate is required to hold an 'Azure Security Engineer Certification'. This certification will give me confidence in your capabilities to successfully execute the necessary tasks. Your adeptness in handling Azure security coupled with your ability to impart crucial knowledge in ForgeRock makes you an integral team player for ...
I'm hunting for a talented designer capable of creating a logo to establish my brand identity. This logo must: - Evoke feel of creativity and innovation. - Use warm colors particularly focusing on reds, oranges, and yellows. The ideal candidate has experience in creating logos that not only look appealing, but also manage to communicate and connect with the audience. An understanding of color psychology would be a huge plus. Feel free to use outside-the-box, innovative ideas to make this logo distinct and memorable. Show me how your creativity can help define my brand.
I require a native English-speaking Muslim for an e-learning voiceover project. - The video is 3 minutes long and predominantly in English, but will contain some Arabic words and phrases. - I have the script ready for you to use. The ideal candidate will be: - A native English speaker with a clear, engaging voice and a clear understanding of the Arabic language. - Experienced in e-learning voiceover work. - Knowledgeable of Muslim culture and able to deliver the content with the necessary sensitivity and accuracy.
I need a creative designer to transform the imag...gold-plated coin. This project should ideally be completed ASAP. Key requirements: - Expertise in graphic design, particularly with small intricate objects. - Project completion as soon as possible. - Ability to take creative initiative based on provided dragon statue design. The goal is to produce a captivating and aesthetically pleasing design that will make our promotional coin stand out and catch the eye. It's essential for the designer to maintain the essence of the dragon design when adjusting to the size of the coin and the material used. The final design should embody both the intrigue of a dragon statue and the marketability of a promotional gold-plated coin. Please provide examples of similar design work in...
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We're hunting for a skilled call center with proficiency in English, Hindi, Urdu, and Punjabi, to manage less than 50 customer inquires a day over phone, email, or chat. Expertise should include, but is not limited to: Requirements: 1. Fluent in English, Hindi, Urdu, and Punjabi. 2. Experienced in handling customer inquiries and providing support. 3. Availability to work during specified hours. 4. Strong communication skills and professionalism. 5. Ability to adapt to various customer needs and situations. 6. Reliable internet connection and necessary infrastructure for handling calls efficiently. Enthusiastic, energetic, and customer-oriented individuals with good communication skills and a problem-solving attitude will be ideal for this role. Customer satisfaction is our p...
...professional video creator who can produce a series of YouTube clips for me. These clips will have the following objectives and style: - Objective: The main goal of these clips is to increase brand awareness. It's crucial that the videos are engaging and effectively convey our brand's message. - Style: I prefer a style that involves the use of stock footage with voice-over. This style should be able to catch the attention of professionals and entrepreneurs, who are my main target audience. I need someone who can create compelling, high-quality informational voiceover videos that can effectively reach and engage my target audience. This project requires a good understanding of how to use stock footage to tell a story, as well as an ability to create strong voice-overs...
I'm looking for an experienced digital marketer who can create an engaging advertisement for my business. The ad will primarily be displayed on social media and websites, targeting professiona...successful digital ad campaigns is necessary. Knowledge of various digital platforms and their specific requirements is a must. - Branding and Audience Targeting: Understanding the mindset and preferences of professionals in the 25-45 age group will be key to crafting an effective ad. - Creativity and Copywriting: A creative approach and strong copywriting skills are crucial. The ad should not only catch the attention of the audience but also deliver the brand message effectively. If you're a creative digital marketer with a strong track record in brand awareness campaigns, I'...
I'm looking for a skilled SEO expert who can take my Etsy store to the next level. My main goal is ...being spammy. Current SEO Situation: - The current SEO strategy utilized is keyword stuffing. This outdated tactic isn't yielding the desired results. I'm looking for a more strategic and effective approach to boost my store's visibility and search rankings. The ideal candidate for this project would have: - Proven experience in Etsy SEO optimization - A solid understanding of keywords and key phrases that work best for e-commerce - Ability to craft engaging and persuasive product titles and descriptions - Understanding of ethical SEO practices that align with Etsy guidelines If you are a seasoned SEO professional with experience in e-commerce, particularly Et...
I'm in need of an AI expert who can assist me in realizing the video output generated by our AI bot. r find other ways to make funny videos . fast easy cheap but good and funny Key Project Details: - **Target Audience**: Primarily adults. - **Video Content**: The AI bot is designed to create video content across different genres including: - Comedy skits - Educational videos - How-to tutorials Your role will involve: - Understanding our existing AI bot and its video creation process. - Implementing a solution that can effectively translate the AI's video ideas into a finalized product suitable for adult viewers. - Ensuring the videos are engaging, well-edited, and align with the intended comedic, educational, or tutorial content. Ideal Skills and ...
...store; please refer to this for size and layout ideas. Interior Layout: - The interior space should have an open floor plan with a central display area, allowing for easy access and visibility of products. Exterior Design: - The exterior should be wrapped with Adin Ross's artwork and logo, as well as JJ Sneakerz's logo. It should also include large video displays for Adin Ross's live streaming, to catch the attention of passersby. Ideal Skills: - Experience in retail store design, especially in the sneaker or fashion industry. - Proficiency in lighting design and creating interactive displays. - Familiarity with live streaming setups and green screen technology. - Ability to incorporate branding elements and create a visually cohesive design. Please take a look...
I'm in need of an email flyer that will help me promote my business to other professionals. The flyer should be designed in a formal and professional tone, keeping in mind that it's targeted towards a business audience. Key points to consider: - I need a visually appealing design that will catch the readers' attention. - The content should be concise, clear and persuasive. - The flyer should be optimized for email delivery, ensuring that it looks good and functions well in most email clients. Skills & Experience: - Graphic design and email marketing - Proficient in understanding and targeting different audiences - Copywriting for promotional materials - Understanding of email design best practices - Experience in business-to-business marketing would be a plu...
I'm in need...tillbehor gor halva jobbet". The successful freelancer for this task should have: - Proficiency in video editing software, like Adobe Premiere Pro, Final Cut Pro, or similar - Attention to detail to ensure the phrase is removed entirely and seamlessly - Quick turnaround time as the video duration is short - Experience with censoring specific words/phrases in videos The main purpose of editing is to remove the referred phrase without taking away from the content's coherence or quality. The ideal freelancer will have experience with similar tasks. Your bid should reflect the entirety of the task, from downloading the video to the final edit. The file video will be submitted to me in mp4 format. Thanks in advance for your proposal!
I'm in need of a skilled and creative video content creator who can help create funny videos to promote my mortgage broker services on Instagram and YouTube. The videos should bring humor to the serious world of real estate, making an enjoyable viewing experience for all. - Skills Needed: - Video production - Storytelling - Humor development - Knowledge in real estate is a plus, but not necessary - Responsibility: - Creating engaging, and humorous videos related to real estate - Optimizing the produced content for Instagram and Youtube If you are creative and have a knack for making things entertaining, this may be your perfect opportunity. I am looking forward to seeing your works.
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I'm seeking a professional with a knack for creating compelling pitch decks in the finance sector. My ultimate goal is to secure funding. Thus, the deck needs to efficiently introduce an innovative solution to the potential investors. Skills the freelancer should possess: - Experience creating pitch decks, specifically for the fin...the potential investors. Skills the freelancer should possess: - Experience creating pitch decks, specifically for the finance industry. - Expertise in storytelling and distilling complex financial concepts into easy-to-understand materials. - Proven track record of helping secure funding. - Ability to incorporate feedback and work in a timely manner. With these skills, I am confident we will catch the eye of investors and clearly convey our u...
I'm currently facing potential malware attacks causing unexpected slowdowns, particularly affecting my website load times. Hence, I'm in urgent need of a knowledgeable cyber security professional who can identify and rectify issues within my server files. Key Responsibilities: - Investigate the root caus...times - Pinpoint potential malware in server files - Advance and fortify the security system to prevent future occurrences Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in cybersecurity - Solid understanding of server operations, particularly SQL - Experience in malware detection and prevention Your task: Use your expertise to bring back operational efficiency and bolster my domains server's security. If you can catch the malware predator and restore the peace of my server wor...
I'm in need of an expert in Whiskeysockets/Baileys Library specifically skilled in troubleshooting. Key Task: - Investigate and fix issues You have triggered an unhandledRejection, you may have forgotten to catch a Promise rejection: TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'user') Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in programming using the Whiskeysockets/Baileys Library - Excellent problem-solving abilities especially in running concurrent sessions - Expert in troubleshooting for Whiskeysockets/Baileys Library
I am in ...understanding of legal terminologies, technical jargon and cultural phrases. - You will work with a text-based PDF, preserving its exact format while transforming it into English. - The document contains technical parlance, legal terms and cultural phrases, all of which will need to be aptly translated in a manner that captures the essence of the original Hebrew text. The perfect freelancer for this job would be someone with rich translation experience, a strong grasp of the Hebrew language, English proficiency, and an ability to maintain the integrity of the original format in the new language. If you can skilfully handle the subtleties involved in translating Hebrew legal terminology, technical lingo, and cultural phrases, then this project is a perfec...
I'm hunting for a seasoned professional who can skillfully tie 2D Animation, 3D Animation, and Visual Effects together to give life to my creative vision. Key Requirements: • Exceptional skills in 2D and 3D animation • Mastery of visual effects that enhances storytelling and engages the audience • Adeptness with motion tracking and rotoscoping techniques The storyboard for this project is currently a work in progress. Therefore, I seek a collaborator who can contribute creatively and technically to its finalization. Relevant experience in a similar role and a robust portfolio demonstrating past work is a must. A blend of creativity and technical acumen is the ideal mix for this project.
I'm seeking a proficient video editor with a knack for enhancing gameplay footage. The task is twofold: 1. Edit Gameplay Highlights: I require someone who can take raw footage and extract the most exhilarating gameplay moments. 2. Create Montage of Funny Moments: Additionally, you must be able to identify and compile hilarious incidents in the game into a separate, engaging montage. Experience in gaming video editing and a good sense of timing and humor are crucial for this job.
I'm in search of a skilled graphic designer with a knack for elegance and sophistication to create designs for my social media presence. Key Responsibilities: - Designing visually appealing Facebook posts, banners, and online advertisements - Ensuring the designs ar...the brand's aesthetic Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in creating social media designs, particularly for Facebook - Strong portfolio demonstrating elegant and sophisticated design style - Ability to design for Instagram too - Understanding of design principles that drive brand awareness - Experience in creating online advertisements is a plus Your designs will not only need to catch the eye but also effectively convey the brand's message. If your portfolio matches this description, I...
(By My Invite Only) I'm seeking a talented graphic artist to create 10-20 pieces of digital artwork for my project. This involves the production of both 2D static images and GIFs, all centered around the theme of humor. Essential Skills and Requirements: - Proficient in generating high-quality 2D designs - Ability to create eye-catching, hilarious GIFs - Strong grasp of current trends in meme culture - Excellent sense of humor and understanding of comic timing in visual media
...discounts on Gleara. The end goal of these videos are as follows: 30-second videos (5 Videos) Product Name: Gleara Product website: Your own model, camera, scripts (approved by me) , post and pre-production, editing Imagine a series of 30-second videos that pack a punch of humor, boldness, and shareability. Each video will be a standalone gem designed to tickle the funny bone and leave viewers craving for more. With unique concepts, witty scripts, and impeccable direction, our goal is to make these videos go viral and create a buzz in the digital world. Ideal skills and experience: A freelancer with experience in creating engaging product advertisement videos, excellent videography and post-production skills, a keen eye for details, and a deep understanding of
