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READ THE ENTIRE POST OR I WILL BLOCK YOU-DO NOT AUTO APPLY OR I WILL BLOCK YOU I need someone to create a list of 200-300 small business owners ASAP- You must be able to start now and deliver the list of 200 by tomorrow morning 8am pacific time- DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH STUPID QUESTIONS OR CONTACTS THAT DO NOT FIT MY REQUIREMENTS These must be located in Contra Costa County in California- all business types BUT NO FRANCHISES (MCDONALD, FAST FOOD ETC) Requirements: Name of Business Name of Owner Email address of Owner (must be verified and good email) Phone number Social media accounts (Prefer at least Twitter and Linkedin). AGAIN I NEED THIS ASAP AND PLEASE PREPARE AT LEAST 10 CONTACTS AS AN EXAMPLE OF YOUR WORK TO SEND TO ME. I WILL HIRE SOMEONE ASAP.

searching for a highly experienced project manager, who helps us to - organize tasks - ask "stupid" questions for unclear tasks to the assignees - prepares sprints for the project managment you background? - marketing agency knowledge - project management experiences - jira or redmine experiences - expected effort about 1-2h per day in you bid you provide - your pm certifications - your experiences as PM or PMO - your will to sign a NDA

Application Overview: Goal on a recurring basis load individual player data categorized by team which is updated on a daily basis to an Excel worksheet. From that data lo... * When I attempt to "Refresh" the data the next moring more than half the team date errors "Update cannot complete - a field (column parameter is not recognized). * From what I can tell during "Refresh" Excel goals to the web site but instead of going to the area conditioned by the query navigator it goes to the first data it finds at the top of the worksheet. Maybe I'm stupid but I though when refreshed is was supposed to pull the data as I conditioned using the power query. Is there a fix or is the power query not so powerful . . does it have limits or ha...

This is a fast small project for a great coder. Why? So we can see 1. If you can do it 2. If you are honest 3. If you are fair priced Then we have more apps to work on. Please re read that. I am NOT looking for coder who thinks we are stupid, and wants to try to fool us. The job is to REDO login screens. ALL code is already done Here is a view of it. We deal with SOLUTION oriented people- I can pay fixed or hrly. BUT you will GIVE estimate of time to code. I already know what it takes.... so be careful I will give you access to git LAB to see code. You will compile it, with pods. I need you GitLAB --- Read that again.... GitLAB id to show code. Do NOT give me gitHub- or I will delete you

This is a fast small project for a great coder. Why? So we can see 1. If you can do it 2. If you are honest 3. If you are fair priced Then we have more apps to work on. Please re read that. I am NOT looking for coder who thinks we are stupid, and wants to try to fool us. The job is to REDO login screens. ALL code is already done Here is a view of it. We deal with SOLUTION oriented people- I can pay fixed or hrly. BUT you will GIVE estimate of time to code. I already know what it takes.... so be careful I will give you access to git LAB to see code. You will compile it, with pods. I need you GitLAB --- Read that again.... GitLAB id to show code. Do NOT give me gitHub- or I will delete you

Lab21 is a cryptocurrency research and algorithm trading company. We come from a scientific background and believe in data driven decision making rather than simple spray and pray. However, we are also advent believer in crypto and seasoned moon boys, our branding will not be boring/traditional/financial, it will be funky/stupid/playful! LOGO DESIGN: - see reference file attached - need 3 iterations, each with at least 3 versions

...not fond of this look and feel, but it is ‘distinctive’ and they use the ‘owl’ as the symbol of their business – aggressive and wise.. boring what I hate is when it is not obvious how to scroll or open – I don’t like clever hidden tricks and buttons that the kids know how to open and us geezers can’t figure out…needs to be blind simple stupid to navigate not to crazy about this site – too busy – lacks elegance this scroll down format to get to key info is easy to navigate but ugly colors/design PROJECT #2 - MATERIALS LAYOUTS AND DESIGN Once we have decided on the ‘look and feel’ of project #1, I would like to apply that look and feel to the various actual pieces that we use in marketing:

This is a simple project for a smart coder. Why? So we can test you to see 1. If you can do it 2. If you are honest 3. If you are fair priced Then we have more apps to work on. I am NOT looking for coder who thinks we are stupid, and wants to try to fool us. The job is to REDO login screens. The code is already done Here is a view of it. I do not need coders who will comment the code sucks. The previous guy didnt know anything etc etc. Do not want to deal with people like you. We deal with SOLUTION oriented people- I can pay fixed or hrly. BUT you will GIVE estimate of time to code. I already know what it takes.... so be careful I will give you access to git LAB to see code. You will compile it,

I need a semi-detailed caricature of Joe Biden looking either stupid or like a thief. NOT sinister. Goofy. This is for a t-shirt print. Maximum of 2 or 3 colors.

Hi, I hope you're well! Apologies in advance for any stupid questions, I am not super technologically literate. So I have a project that i'm doing that was initially going to be a physical art installation but now, due to covid, I've been flirting with the idea of making it a virtual installation instead - via AR, accessed by QR code scanning. Basically, I'd like for someone to come upon a QR code, scan it, and have the art show up in AR. - once you've created the AR image, can you tie it to a QR code? - When the QR code is scanned, will the AR image just appear on the person's device? - Do they have to have a particular operating system? - Will it require the user to download an AR-viewing App? Anything else I should know? Thank you! - Phoeb...

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Write me 6 pages Essay. Double space. Good and bad about mayonnaise. Be fun, be creative. Be stupid. MLA format, with sources cited.

...beyond worth yourself to something pretty even if there is absolutely no reason too. Watch a chic flick and ball your eyes out. Read a book and fall asleep while doing so. Take an adventure with a friend. Start yoga. Learn to bake. Take a long drive and blast music and sing your heart out. Keep a journal so that you never forgot a second of your exciting ever-changing life. Cry over silly stupid boys. Wear pretty heels with red bottoms. Meet a friend for brunch and order the biggest stack of an insane amount of coffee table books even if you have nowhere to put them. Save up for your dream car. Take long bubble baths. Wake up early to go to the farmers market and get the first patch of peonies. Find secret little coffee shops where you can plan out your big dreams. Raise your

He is governor of Arizona design character should be iconic cynical dirty politican. we are trying to make a funny negative image of him. So when peoples see them they will recognize them But face should be funny, Like eyebrows or nose should be big or funny whatever you can do with it. Make him look "stupid" cynical clown like foolish dumb goofy should be in Black single color could be a bunch of different sizes/densities... Let's make it 1000x1000 pixels then work to refine. We can go from there.

funny negative 2D sketch i am looking for with single color. He is governor of Arizona cynical dirty politican. we are trying to make a funny negative image of him. So when peoples see them they will recognize them But face should be funny, Like eyebrows or nose should be big or funny whatever you can do with it. Make him look "stupid" cynical clown like foolish dumb goofy

Hello, we are looking to get SEO done for our website and also run Adwords campaign. You need to be very competitive and only white-hat seo practise. No spam or stupid link building pratcises. Share your portfolio.

Hi everybodey I'm looking for ideas for funny topics to make youtube videos. This can give you an idea: I'm looking for: - People of the past who had a very funny and hard to believe story - Funny stuff I can make videos about (for instace funny stuff of the past that today it sound so stupid) You can enter multiple entries the one I like the most will win

...learning trying to improve every day. I am passionate about my mission and spend 90% of my waking hours working my goals and learning. My current Projects (subject to change): editing • 1-5 minute videos for Instagram, Tiktok • 15 min to 1hr videos for youtube • Comedy skits, social commentary short clips, etc. for all platforms, ranges in length ***EXAMPLES OF MY VIDEO SERIES: 1. Stop Stupid Saturday Book Reviews: Mentacide | 2. Social Commentary – Tiktok Challenge: 3. Lockdown Radio: • a. • b. 4. Dope Hip-Hop Shoutouts • King Los: • Logic: https://www

Want to make a game like stupid zombies, concept similar, but diffrent backgrounds....and diffrent enemies

Hello Guys. I have the Power Bi html code for my website. But ı want the show this report in mobile too. This code just for Desktop. in mobile this html code seems so stupid. If someone can help me about this subject , contact with me please.

Alright dickhead, you don't message and block like an idiot. I'm far from desperate and definitely don't need to work for a self entitled american prick like you. Where you see toxicity in my message I see reality and facts, but keep following your egocentric bigot brain, you gonna go so far with it. I bet you voted for Trump. Stupid cunt.

logo design for a new campaign for youth which focuses on the important of participating of women's in and anti hate speech plus not making stupid/toxic people famous on social media and finally the importance of peaceful protest instead of violence demonstration

I want to write a lovely poem to my friend that will get shock because she won’t expect it, to tell you more about me i’m known as a strong, and “bossy” pers...nice so i want that to be shown in my poem “the attitude “ but at the same time i want her to feel happy and i want the poem to show that it’s for her so mentioning her name for example which is “rikka” “rubi” you can use both at the same time. I want to tell her that I’m looking forward to see her one day “she’s my friend for 4 years i’v never see her in real life” and to let her know that she’s stupid sometimes like be creative and show my attitude at the same tome! It doesn’t have to be all good talk because it&rsquo...

hi i have 2 ISP with public block i need to route but other not , using Mangle im having issue if some public ip have ip directly on the mikrotik , all ip that i route trough the mikrotik using mangle work well but not the ones with ip that i put directly on the same mikrotik gateway. its probably a 5 min fix im too stupid to fix it

Hi There, I'm a Certified PCOS Transformation Coach who works with women who have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS). I work 1.1 with a small collection of clients over a minimum 18month contract, to help them lose weight, repair hormonal imbalances and be the healthiest they've ever been without stupid diets/meal plans, meds, or exhausting exercise programs. I'm after a women to help manage my growing social media facebook page/group and instagram account by posting content, growing and interacting with community members on my behalf multiple times per week. I run a podcast and have various health and fitness including PCOS related posts throughout the remainder of the week that help, inspire and support the audience I have built organically in my niche market. Her...

I want you to write 1x long blog post (9,000 - 12,000 words) in perfect US English. Requirements: - Unique, no copy and paste or stupid rewriting - Highly engaging and conversational tone - Filled with tons of helpful graphs and images - Super actionable to help the reader learn HOW to realize a specific result - Well researched (graphics, data, 15+ sources) I will provide some source articles and outline as well as keywords that should be included, so you have enough direction.

Hello, we are a marketing agency named Stupid Creation. We are looking for a full time designer who can help us in our projects for designing and branding. For now we only want you to prepare an PowerPoint template for us that we can us in our evry pitch deck, business plan, or any proposals! If suited best this can be a long term engagement

Please do NOT make an offer or contact me if you and your team cannot cope with the following requirements: Develop...that is negotiable, the development can take 2 or 3 months, i dont care. It is important that we see results and that I am always up to date. I want an app in which I can test all new futures that are built in immediately. I would like to see a constant working flow, regular arrangements. It is very difficult for us to find someone suitable. As I said, we don't need empty promises, we are not stupid and notice when a developer cannot do the job and only talks. So think about whether you can really implement this project and then give me an offer that you can stand behind, I don't want to negotiate for 4 weeks. I'd like to start the next week and see...

PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES: - the symbol of this must be an owl (about you and your phantasy to design it as half robot or brain a robot-owl, normal owl or show us what you are able to do) - Max two colours (one is perfectly fine as well) - ABSOLUTELY NOT FAKE PHOTOSHOP 3D image with office background or wall or any other kind of stupid rendering. They will be immediately rejected - Must be on White background, front view. Please follow the rules, don't waste your time and, more important, our time. Many thanks to all participants

I need you to write some content for a blog. I will give you the structure to follow, some keywords, and some sources. NO STUPID REWRITES.

Looking for an experienced developer (MERN stack) who can help in designing + develop an event planning website. The attached document has an overview on the features that will be present on the website. Agile methodology will be used and the features will be developed in phases. The website should be optimized for mobile users. Note:...for someone who is open to have technical discussions on the best way of implementing things and propose ideas. I will be the one providing support to the app after development and hence require full access to the source code (even during development). Of course, clean code best practices need to applied such as DRY (Don't Repeat Yourself), YAGNI (You Aren't Gonna Need It), KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) and code readability (comments, meani...

Im stupid and this is confusing me so I need help from a big brained person

TO BE CLEAR, PLEASE DONT REDESIGN THE LOGE, THISIS THE IDENTITY OF THE BRAND, THIS AN ICON SET PLEASE. Hi I'm looking to have an icon set developed for the company I work for. So say 25 icons but all in the same theme / design / concept to go with the branding, and that can be used for e commerce, brochures, video etc. It's for an electrical product brand, i.e. sockets, light switches etc...you to be innovative - , - think about the logo, colours etc. Probably does need to be red, white and black combinations, but as I say let your mind run, no idea is too stupid.

l had one freelancer that couldnt speed up wordpress om desktop and mobile. need to be over 80%. dont bid stupid amounts like $150 etc

Hey everyone I am looking for someone to create a simple CMS system that will allow the admin of the site to add and remove content (possible wordpress base) The admin can add / remove videos via the admin area Most important the admin of the site will be able to video broadcast from a mobile device live onto the websit...create a simple CMS system that will allow the admin of the site to add and remove content (possible wordpress base) The admin can add / remove videos via the admin area Most important the admin of the site will be able to video broadcast from a mobile device live onto the website. This is a long term project that will require updates in the future, consider this when submitting the bid because stupid large bids will be ignored No companies, simply freelance...

Hi, I am putting in a stupid low offer because I want to have a chat with you. Hang on. Just opening up the chat window

Hi, Freelancer! I got the fund for my startup(Health and Wellness). So I want to start my startup project. If you think you are very familiar with Vue(Nuxt is preferred) and TailwindCSS, please send me a proposal. Autobid will be ignored. Please start your bid with "I don't know about Vue and Tailwind, Just Joki...startup project. If you think you are very familiar with Vue(Nuxt is preferred) and TailwindCSS, please send me a proposal. Autobid will be ignored. Please start your bid with "I don't know about Vue and Tailwind, Just Joking, Haha!" I prefer developers with example projects what can show your skills. Don't waste bid if you don't have anyone. I have some knowledge of those skills. I mean I'm not stupid, but if you can show your sk...

Hi, Im looking only a developer that already had encountere my problem on build. Im stuck with this issue for days and can't solve at all. This is the video about my problem: Contact me only if you can fix it in 1-2H at maximum, dont make stupid offerts with 100€-200€ if you know how to fix it. IMPORTANT: You have to fix the problem on my macbook connecting with Teamviewer or Anydesk. I will not give my away my data or give you access to developer account. I already tried, removing the pod, updating and downgrading XCODE, tried 2 different version of QT. At first the project was fine, then after writing some code in my .mm file and save it to the GIT I noticed that I didnt not receive my FCM Token so I checkout my project on GIT at

I want you to write 1x long blog post (9,000 - 12,000 words) in perfect US English. Requirements: - Unique, no copy and paste or stupid rewriting - Highly engaging and conversational tone - Filled with tons of helpful graphs and images - Super actionable to help the reader learn HOW to realize a specific result - Fast turnaround of 10 days - Well researched (graphics, data, 15+ sources) I will provide some source articles and outline as well as keywords that should be included, so you have enough direction.

Guys and gals, I am trying to do a basic sharing operation between two Windows 10 computers. The RED computer is my wife's computer and has been sharing out a folder that my smart TV can send data to (via SMB). But, she doesn't want that anymore since she is often out of the house, the computer is off, etc. So, I want to set up the computer in BLUE. However, I must be stupid because I can't get it set up. Before trying to connect the TV to the BLUE computer, I want to be sure I have it set up correctly first from the RED computer. But, no dice so far. See the attached diagram and some additional notes. I will set up a Teams call so that I can share my screen and you can log in and dig around.

Below is a detailed description of the different categ...a porn star e. Thank a trucker f. Sleep with a truck driver they always deliver g. I never dreamed I’d grop up to se a super sexy truckdriver, but here I am h. I’m a trucker I can’t stay home i. Truckers see more assholes then doctors do j. 70 feet and 40 tons makes a hell of a suppository. Give us room or it’s going to hurt k. Walk away, this trucker has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people l. I’m a trucker, I don’t mind hard work. If I wanted to do something easy I’d call your mom m. We’re the reason you have stuff – trucker n. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you o. My knight in shining armor won’t ride up on a white stalli...

I need you to write some articles. About page for title 1- Using technology 250 words 2-Stupid and Foolish crime 250 words

I need you to write some articles. About page for title 1- Using technology 250 words 2-Stupid and Foolish crime 250 words

...manual auth) - configure agorum to use apache - configure agorum to use http/2 - configure agorum to communicate with agorum clients only via https - configure apt autoupdates for security updates to install them automatically on availability - configure a or .httaccess which redirect to the specific https agorum page --- redirect url: to --- redirect url: to <agorumFrontend> you deliver a well documented/commented bash script with a description what is done in the next step to make reviews possible you deliver into a git repo Outlook - if you do a good job on supporting our team, we are open to integrate you into regular work and we will share you more

Real estate investment game. Looking for an existing template to build on. People buying and selling real estate in the game. The game owner makes commission on sales and charge real estate owners taxes once per year. The game has to be interactive and STRATEGY. NOT A STUPID FLASH GAME.. YOU must already have a template of a game that we need to work on and add to. The home page can be a map that has already been divided in squares ( parcels ). people buy these parcels and pick a house or apartment to put on. they buy the house from a list of available designs. They pay for the house and the house is placed on their land. They can offer to sell their property to other players at a price they like. If someone buys it, I make a commission on the sale. All the money is play money to ...

hello, stupid question, the IP address of my pc, is that the address I find with googling or the one I found on my pc in system preferences and then choose network. These two addresses are different

I want a custom attribute created for mailchimp, if filled it directs you to mailchimp, if blank it takes you to a category as normal. So basically a backend attribute which will create a category which directs to mailchimp. Easy work, 20 minute task to create a custom attribute in mag...mailchimp, if filled it directs you to mailchimp, if blank it takes you to a category as normal. So basically a backend attribute which will create a category which directs to mailchimp. Easy work, 20 minute task to create a custom attribute in magento 1 backend. There will be a consistent flow of magento work after this. I am a developer working on bigger projects so please do not make me out to be stupid, I know this is a 20 minute task. I have a lot of work for any developer not taking the piss ...

My hope and expectation is that this job will be completed within a week of commencement. I am eager to give a 20% bonus to a freelancer or agency that can code cleanly, quickly, with good but brief code comments, and good client communication. The website is served by Apache on... 3. Change UX/UI. If you want to suggest any changes that are not part of the job, that is appreciated but should not increase the cost of your services. If I like the suggestions and I want to make the changes myself, I will reward you. If I like the suggestions but I do not want to make the changes myself, I might hire you later to make them. Let me know if anything above is nonsensical or stupid. Make it work on localhost. I will install it on web-call.cc. Let me know if this is not sufficient to d...

...in on my project he faces a lot of difficulties to set up my web app in his local and after he finishes his work he also faces a lot of dificalties to set up his work on my live server, that always required my senior developer to take his work and spend day or days implementing his work, for this, i believe there is something not right that my senior developer did to make every single developer stupid and to look like a hero for me, i need to know what is it and why everyone is facing and how to fix it so what is required from you is to take a copy of my code, I can let you communicate with my developers and senior developer to investigate the matter and in the end, you must provide a professional satisfying report with the issue and advices with direct solutions. please note t...

Looking for someone who can design all types of digital marketing. Animation and 3D Designs A MUST! Want good honest work with pay that you can depend on? Do not bullshit me. No time for weasels, stupid crap! If you are a Talented Digital Graphic Designer Experience in Online Marketing, Websites, Memes - able to create FRESH, UNUSUAL IMAGES - Then contact me - in your first chat convince me to hire you.