Looking for the King or Queen of Elegant & Rich Landing Page Design

I am looking for someone who hates cookie cutter template websites as much as I do.. I have a website that will be Re-launching soon. This website will be geared to Japanese women who Needs... 1. Event Partner.. 2. Male Masseuse ... 3. Male Security partner.. 4. Male Shopping partner. [login to view URL] Pretend Boyfriend or Husband. 6. Male Companion, hourly, nightly or daily .......................................................................................... ..........................Also implement these statements within the design.................... 7.....Reserve your favorite male today... 8. Males seeking Independent Employment opportunities contact us today ! Within the design it's very important to show all of the above sales points while including a Japanese woman and an International Male in the most elegant way possible.. Down to the font used for my website " My Yes Man . Com" which is the name of my website.. Our clients are single ladies or ladies on a vacation who have lots of disposable cash to spend. Also it's important to design it in a way that the men will want to call us and work with us so I really need to be blown away with design skill.. I can't say how important it is to find a web designer who can come up with an ORIGINAL most elegant classy design a person can possibly design.. Cookie cutter and templates used in any way will not be accepted as I am here looking for real talented help to get this job done right.... This will be 2 pages and a banner.. The first page with the above information and the second page with a design that I can be used throughout the entire site.. like the name of the site at the top, and one banner.. Thanks and good luck with your bid