To whom it concerns,
My name is Michael Taillard, and I'm a professional author. I've written books for major publishers like Wiley and Macmillan, and articles for major newspapers like the San Francisco Chronicle. For relevant to this project, though, is that I've written blog articles and press releases for the sole purpose of getting people to click on links (i.e.: clickbait articles), and everything I write is sure to include relevant keywords for SEO purposes.
I know exactly what you're looking for, and I'm happy to do it for you. Regarding the nature of your site, I have no problem with whatever it is you're sending. There's nothing that can shock me, so I will be able to make these videos sound amazing.