computer savvy assistant needed TODAY (Tuesday) 11pm EST. no other time!

I need a virtual assistant who will: 1. install Acrobat Pro (trial version, free). need fast enough internet to download it 2. have Skype and headphones/mike. I will do directions by voice 3. work for me for 2-4 hours pasting in fields into this pdf doc based on my instructions. This job is ONLY for TODAY Tuesday at 11pm EST (5am in Romania, let's say). Either you come work for me TODAY or I don't want to hear from you. I will be wauiting in chat room for this project around 11 pm EST. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform acrobat