Hi! Name's Adam. I am a professional software developer and management consultant. I have personally made businesses and helped other businesses grow as much as 20% Quarter-on-Quarter because I care about the details and the fundamentals of my clients' businesses. I love comedy, too, so I am rather excited to help you out with this kind of project. Personally, I think you'd be better off having a mobile-web version of your site that would look and feel like an app on both Android and iOS (and other) systems. Either way, I am ready and skilled to produce and Android app version of your site or a mobile-web version. Would you be interested in migrating your site to a Wordpress platform or do you intend on staying with blogger?