An urgent picture/ photo-shop collage

I need a weird picture drawn/ designed of Danni Stark (from neighbors) saying 'Gutten-targ' holding a green ruler in one hand and a chicken in the other (It's a long story). It's for my brothers best man speech for his weeding this Friday so It's very urgent. I need to picture to take up a whole A4 page ready to go in a frame. As it is so close I will need it emailing.