Create a more realistic version of this logo

DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOURE NOT WILLING TO PROVIDE A MOCKUP 1) The overall quality of this logo must be superb, it must not look like a cheap, boxy clipart, it should look like a textured 3D logo with depth and shadows 2) The cigar needs to look more realistic, show the bulky lines of a cigar wrap 3) The ash part of the cigar needs to look burns and have the texture of real ash 4) The flames coming from the ash should spread down to the other end (like a triangle). It should also take the shape of a whipped cream but instead of several green, flames it should be divided into 3 ..green, white, green 5) The font that says THE CLUB should look the same but be bolder/fatter (its too slender). The font should also be spaced out (they are too close together). And the font should look metallic white/grayish/shiny like bling/chrome. It should look like a glossy metallic thing 6) End result will be in jpg/png but we will require the source files in PSD, you can create it in any software but it should be openable in Photoshop and Adobe Fireworks with all the layers intact. It should be in large format that can be printed on teeshirts, banners and resizable for letterheads and web