Article Writer 500 words

Hello Vworkers, This is just 1 writing project of potentially 100 articles that need to be written. I am looking for a witty, humorous and clever? story telling voice for these articles. This is key! We are currently searching for? the? writer to discusso topics including foods, books, and products which will? be a? maximum 500 words. This will be your test project. We pay $8-$10 per article.? The first article will be a review of a book. We will supply links to the audio stream. You simply need to listen to the 20 minute story and then write the review. How we want the article structured: 1. Synopsis of the book. 2. Glowing review and some sample quotes of the hilarity in the story. 3. A recommendation of this book as a gift for Christmas or anytime. 4. Two other books from the same author you would recommend with short descriptions or reasons why you would highly recommend them.(The audio streams will be supplied) Here is a sample of the writing style we are looking for. Remember, it is funny, witty, and clever.? "Those are rank!?? "What??? “Your shoes man!?? “Oh, right.?? Here’s the thing: if you only take 1 pair of shoes on a long trip and wear them for 12-18 hours/day they’re going to smell. Really. Badly. In an effort to pack light, taking the bare minimum of what I need, and **find multiple uses for every item**, I never bothered with shoe deodorizer. I mean, come on! How could I possibly tell people I pack light if I’m traveling with freakin’ ***SHOE DEODORIZER***? But I had to do something.? Even I was embarrassed by the smell emanating from my shoes.? That’s coming from a guy who once wore the same 2 shirts, 2 socks, and 2 underwear for 8 days in Germany without washing them. (haha, gross!) Dr Scholl’s wasn’t going to do it for me.? Although it does work well, **it’s a single use product**. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you write clever witty material ? That's what we are looking for. Look forward to hearing from you. Feel free to post a sample of your writing style in your response to this posting. Thank you, DT ## Deliverables Remember, the amount you bid for this auction will be the amount that we will pay you for all the other articles assuming we like your work and want to continue using you as our main writer. Max Bid $10 article.