Directory submission

I am looking for somebody to submit my site to atleast 1200 directories, list is at [login to view URL] - SEO Friendly sites only I have been using sites in the top 10 on google and have found them to be bogus and dont submit to the ammount they advertise. i will be monitoring the conformation of submission emails from each directory and saving them to a folder, at the same time i will be clicking any confirmation links required for any such directorys that have that system. i will require a submission report before you get paid. if i dont get the agreed ammount of submissions you will not get paid, money will be put into escrow upon recipt of the first lot of confirmation emails, and released only when i am satisfied that you have submited to all the sites we agree upon. the site is a non-adult site, it is a funny prank site and the submission url will be - [login to view URL] if you cant work to these terms dont waste my time, newbies welcome as long as you understand the terms.