Children's book writer rhymer with sense of humour needed!

As you will see i can make a rhyme just to make a dime,college is tough i need the money to pay for some stuff. Now listen to me mister,i've got nothing to hide i am still small child inside,i have the time i have the talent,and best of all im good for your wallet,only thing i need is your approvement and a day,to make up a story or an essay.

as being a teen and having a creative small brother with me we two can make a good rhyming story. A chance must be given.:D thanks !!

This project is perfect for me! I'm a retired educator and have worked with children's literature my entire life! I'm your person! Thanks so much!