computer/web cam/ audio monitoring

Description- monitoring software Remotely-deployable computer monitoring software -Records the activities of anyone who uses my PC Skype and other IM's Sent AND Received (both sides of the conversation and small popup windows that show up at the bottom of the screen when a new Skype message is received) Records web sites visited time and duration Records E-mails sent drafted and read Records programs ran time and duration Records screen that can be played back Records web cam and audio even if not in use Real time and recorded Web cam viewer -Able to give a live feed and record what the web cam is seeing as long as the computer is on Can be set to auto record if the computer is turned on Can be set to auto record any Skype video and audio calls Preferably Will not interrupt/wake the screen saver or blank screen Will keep the computer from going to sleep if recording, but allow the screen saver to operate and shut off per the computer settings Viewed through an FTP or similar account if necessary -Able to listen to and record through the computers microphone as long as the computer is on Can be set to auto record if the computer is turned on Can be set to auto record any audio Skype phone calls Preferably Keep the computer from going to sleep if recording Without interrupting the screen saver if on and allow the screen saver and screen shut off to operate as per the computers settings Installed using the Internet by sending an email attachment -When the module is ran by your child or employee, the software silently installs onto your remote PC. With no "warning you are about to install computer monitoring software" It records an array of Internet activities which you'll be able to view in real time and record -Real Time Screen Viewer and Recorder Allows you to watch and record the remote PC's screen like a TV live in your browser. Or set it to auto record if the computer is turned on Can be set to auto record the screen and audio of a Skype video call -Real Time Keystroke Viewer Silently view and record every keystroke in a separate screen as it is typed in real time -View Active Processes View a list of running processes on the remote PC. -Reboot / Shutdown / Logoff Remotely reboot or shutdown the PC or choose to logoff the current Windows user. -live screen viewer and recorder- This technology allows you to silently watch and record the remote computer's screen in real time or set your computer or FTP account to auto record the screen if you are not at your computer -bypasses any standalone firewall -Remotely Deployable Allows you to install the software from any location using a simple file you create. -Locally Deployable You can still install to a local computer. Simply run the exe module locally. -Optional Remote User Alert You select whether or not the remote user will be notified they are being monitored. -Able to search out and destroy antivirus software -Operates in stealth mode with no system tray icon and programs currently running information in the control panel Cannot be seen in add or remove programs Cannot be uninstalled without a password Can be remotely uninstalled Is it possible to: -Have the program small enough to email piggybacked by a JPEG so the user thinks they just open a picture that was sent -Have program wake the computer to record audio and video without turning on the screen -Send and record all of this information to an FTP account without seriously slowing down the remote computer or its wireless internet connection? If not then any suggestions or ideas as to go about the information transfer will be seriously considered. Such as recording compressing and sending the audio, visual, screen, and web browsing history as an entire report at specified intervals.