Auditor to audit my trading activity

I am a career internal auditor and have trained and worked with firms like KPMG and Grant Thoroton. I am currently working as a full time internal auditor at McCain Foods where I am part of the global internal audit and keep traveling to Europe, North America, Asia Pacific to conduct audits in these regions. I have an analytical bend of mind and think analyzing data solves a lot of problems. I am here because I have a lot of free time on my hand since this is a lean period in my organization- audit planning for next year, summer vacations etc. Please let me know what is that you want done and I will honestly tell you if this falls within my expertise and if yes- will do the best job to get you what you want.