Unique Visitors and Free Sign Ups Needed

Hello, I'm looking for someone who can get me 3,000 unique visitors (from unique IP's) weekly to my Adult link. It can be real or fake as long as it looks real. The link i would want the traffic sent to gets redirected to my adult affiliate link. I can pay up to $10 per 2,500 uv and can pay through GAF or PayPal I would also want someone who could do 100 Free Sign Ups (no cc) to the same adult site which i can pay up to $15 for 100. I would also want a trial of about 15 unique visitors for me to check out first. Please bid with a PM and tell me how soon i could start recieving the traffic and if it's real or fake. (Please don't bid if you want payment upfront) (Bids without a PM will be ignored) Thanks