VBA programmer requires for Full time Job

Looking for an Experienced Excel VBA, VISUAL BASIC programmer who can work 10.30 AM to 6.30 PM Monday to Saturday, (EST Time). Requirements- 1) Electricity should be all time., 2) Good internet. Average speed with all time availability. 3) You should be free to work from 10.30 AM to 6.30 PM (EST Time). 4) Its an ongoing work, not for just few months, It can go for couple of years. So you should be available for long time. 5) You should be available for extra hours for urgent works if any. I pay extra for extra hours. 6) Your English should be Good. Sometime you may need to talk with screen-sharing. 7) Ofcourse you should be Excellent in VBA, Excel VBA, Visual Basic and Excel Automation 8) If you are good in MS Access DB, VB.NET then its a plus point. Its not a project or not an one time task, Its a Full Time monthly job. You need to be online to discuss with me during your working hours. If sometimes we have urgent need, you should be easily available to work overtime, ofcourse, I will pay for your extra hours. Your English should be VERY good to communicate via call also. Maximum conversion will be via chat only. I NEED A SMART Intelligent GUY, WHO understand things very FASTER and dont ask COUPLE of questions. This offer is not for part time job, Its a full time job. Only bid if you can work full time and meet my all requirements. It can be ongoing work for couple of years for right person. Make sure, you are very good in VBA, Excel VBA and if you are good in MS Access that would be a plus point. Quote your monthly salary.