Creation of 50 jokes, funny facebook statuses and etc

-I`m a bilingual journalist with excellent writing skills, a creative imagination, high respect of grammar and a vast command of vocabulary. I have an excellent online reputation. I was raised in New York. My writing and translations have been published online and may be seen. Feel free to request more references. I`m professional, punctual and have always taken my work very seriously. I`m looking forward to being of service. Joke: A student hit a Professor at a class about bullying. That`s the way I like it, when classes aren`t only theoretical.

Hi! Please, refer to PMB. Thanks!

I would enjoy working on this project with you. I have an excellent sense of sarcastic humor and so does my husband so this would be something I really enjoyed working on. Thank you for the opportunity to bid on your project and good luck with the outcome.

I can do it for you

My bid is for 50 original jokes, statuses, etc. Ready to begin work! :)

Ready to work with you.I can assure you of my timeliness, quality and experience. I can start work immediately.

Teacher! "I killed a person" Convert this into future tense. Student : The future tense is ! You'll go the jail.

i am ready for this project, waiting for your response.

hey, let's start, please check private message...

I am offering my services against your esteemed work. Great quality work will be provided to you in order to create and make long term relations on the basis of commitment, your problem solution and satisfaction.

Hi , I am willing to do this project , Check your Private message and moreover also do have a look at our profile and track record.

Keep Calm and Copy Assignments :)

Dear IvoryResearch, I can offer you 50 great and original jokes delivered in timely manner. Please see PMB for the sample joke. ;)

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils ...

Am a college student. And I love to share such jokes/statuses.. Highly interested to join you..

Greetings, I am a new freelancer looking for work. I consider myself fit for this job and ready to start right away. I also have some experience in stand up comedy, and depending on further details the joke theme/topic may vary. (engineering studency/medicine studency and so on). Sample joke: What's colder than cold water? Hostel hot water. Note that this is just a sample and I made it up in around 20 seconds. If you assign the project to me I will take deeper interest. As related to the funny statuses, I can easily make jokes related one to another that can chain-up for an extra effect. Waiting for your answer like a student waits for the end of the session.