shoppingcart / video content/ seo / multilingual site

1. shopping cart with CMS like joomla 2. payment gateway, Paypal and CC (maybe Amex with a price increase to my customers) 3. video upload area (approx 6-10) Back end access) 4. flash load page 5. flash banner X 2, Flash video (10-15 seconds) 6. 10 additional url's need to link to the one site(to the load page) redirect 7. Affiliates section to market my product (one-three page affiliate site required....they must have unique code generated for their customer that can be used once only...I also need to track them for commissions) a unique url needs to be generated. Bank/address/email/name/phone 8. SEO with first page guarantee @ Google on different keywords list my site on most listing sites. 9. Facebook "like" section (min 1000+ likes or more) + discount coupon 5% on every customer that likes. And many facebook friends needed. 10. Bulk email campaign. I want to send emails time to time to all customers in one click (without them all seeing each others email address) some which are joining on the mailing list and also a list that are not on the mailing list. 11. mailing list section on homepage (eg: join our mailing list...enter name/email) 12. 2 different postage prices per package depending on address of customer (eg inside Australia & New Zealand $9, oustside of Aust & NZ $15) regardless if sent to USA/China/Spain etc) 13. 4-5 email addresses need to be configured to my Mac (eg sales@....com, jon@...com,info@...com, michelle@....com) 14. Twitter link near the Facebook one (would help if you can show me how to utilise this for more traffic) Google+ icon 15. Share link as the same in freelancer.com (the orange one) 16. Buy now page need to have 5-8 different packages 17. All pages need to fit into screen without scrolling (transitional HTML, i think it is called) 18. SIX month Guarantee banner (designed or purchased) needed to suit on with site colours (red, black and white) am open to suggestions. 19. Discount code generator. 20. pop up for those trying to leave page (email entry for chance to win a discount coupon) 21. multi lingual drop down or prompt depending on IP address (eg China reads automatically in Chinese etc) 22. block certain countries by IP (Max 5) 22. WISYWIG editor to add pages when required 23. Additional Back END FUNCTIONS- -ability to sort email addresses by country -Sort by date/month/year -highlight when customer reorders -sort sales by affiliates ( commissions calculated) -total revenue per month/week/year -refund or orders cancelled 24. Hide my keywords 25. design site for the major 5 browsers 26. total pages approx. 55-60 (including sub pages) Mostly static pages with information (8 of them to be in NAV) 27. chat applet for customer inquiries 28. design 4 packs like my main product 29. super affiliate plus normal affiliate commission structure ( also a way to track which affiliate brings another affiliate on board) ability to transfer sub affiliates if super affiliate decides not to sell or sells outside of the policy. Plus ability to cancel any affiliates if they do not follow policies. 30. Site to be done in approx 8 different languages 31. Buy now link on all video content payments. 30% upfront 60% completion (live site) 10% held for changes ( language additions once content is ready) (approx. 2 months after site is live)