Need Internet Marketing Expert to Increase Site Traffic

I need an Internet Marketing Expert that can offer a solution to increase our website traffic quickly. I don't have time for SEO, backlinks and bookmarks which can take months for results. I need someone that can get real people to our site through whatever effective means they have a their disposal. My only requirement is that they are real unique visitors and no fake visits/bots/proxys or other fake means some people use to make the numbers look real. I have Google Analytics and I can tell when visits are not real. No illegal methods or anything that can get the site blacklisted. No promoting on any porn/hate/illegal or malicious sites. I would like the following information included in your marketing proposal & bid 1. What can you do to increase real unique traffic quickly within 1-2 days and continue for a 1 month period. 2. How many Total Unique Visits can you provide in 1 month 3. What's your bid to do this If the results are good I will continue on a month to month basis.