-> Hey there, absolutely impressed with your grammar and detail - I loved the warning especially!
Hi, again, my name is John. I'm a regular fantasy-fiction author who can write creative content on just about anything!
My English (both written and spoken) is super good. I'm good with people, and I just might have the right attention grabbers you want for those cold emails.
Please get in touch with me at your earliest convenience, so we could get started soon.
Many thanks, and take care.
All Yours,
John.