Bring me 5 paid clients per week

Bring me five (5) clients a week for my trademarked (by use) "Survive Until You Thrive Money Makeoverstm." I will pay you $200 for each paid client. All five clients must be completely paid up by Friday of every week. You do not collect any money from my clients. You send them to my website where they can get more info. and pay. Each client must pay $750 total for a Money Makeovertm for which fee I guarantee that s/he will get at least $1,500 in financial benefits, money, or loans that they may have to pay back within three months of me giving her/him her/his personalized profile. I can do much more for my clients, but that is my minimum guarantee. I will do a Money Makeover for you for free so that you can better tout the benefits of it. There are no benefits for you for this job--it is freelance, you will be an independent contractor, and you will be employed at-will. Do the job as specified by any legal and ethical means and that's it! I'll pay every Friday. I don't provide leads. Again, the quota is 5 clients per week, no more, no less. I think this is a great, unique opportunity! I'm also hoping to franchise this system once I prove it works. Be in on the ground floor! Cheers! I look forward to hearing from you soon! This is a part-time gig and if you can do it, $1,000 per week is good money I think!