Create covers for erotic eBooks

Hey! I'm an erotica writer who's looking put some books on Amazon. Problem is, my visual art skill is... Let's call it 'lacking'. As such, I'm looking for a freelancer who is up for basically slapping some covers together for me. They don't have to be awesome, but they do have to be a bit sexy. For now I'm looking to pay 5.50 per cover; I have a CanStockPhotos account and how this will work is that you can request the stock photos you intend to use, and if I agree I'll buy the photo, send the file to you and you can use it to create a cover for me. This is not a difficult task, and can be undertaken by anyone with rudamentary photoshop skills; each cover should take you probably 30 minutes at the absolute most, probably much less. I just suck at this sort of thing. Right now I'm looking to have 2 covers made, but if I like your work I'll want you to make at least 2 more per week, possibly more. To prove that you read all the way through this, please start your proposal with the word 'Horns'. I will need to see a sample of your past work, or for you to slap something together real quick for me to show me what you're capable of.