Convert C script for TXT files to PHP/MySQL

I'd like to take this wonderful gender recognition script written in C: Source code: ftp://[login to view URL] Some further detail: [login to view URL] (see post by Ludwig Weinzierl) ... and convert the logic to PHP, such that it can work against data in my MySQL database (table name 'authors', one single VARCHAR column for names labeled 'author_name'), and be easily integrated with other various portions of my site. And that's it. Thanks.