Complete SEO On-Page and Off-Page SERP Analysis and Repair

Our website promotes the health benefits of beer. Please visit and ANALYZE ALL pages of our site: [login to view URL] We are looking for a COMPLETE On-Page AND SERP analysis of our website. Your bid must include full range of on-site analysis (including keyword stuffing, wordpress SEO for our blog, html errors, metatags, [login to view URL], [login to view URL], [login to view URL], re-directs, internal links and so forth), for ALL pages of our site including, inner pages and blog! Our keywords are: beer gut, beer belly, beer body, how to lose the beer belly, how to lose the beer gut, beer fat, beer is good, health benefits of beer, etc.. Please also do keyword analysis to confirm these are optimized for our website theme. Also, can you guarantee first page GOOGLE for these EASY keywords. Your analysis should include a full scope of our backlinks (good and bad) and our competition’s backlinks. Can you OPTIMIZE our backlinks to produce organic and remove the dead/low PR/penalties? This should be PENGUIN guaranteed. In your bid, please include your PROVEN strategy to “beat the Penguin” If you do not have verifiable experience and success post-penguin, please do NOT bid! Regards, BeerandBody