Colorful Cartoon Illustrations Need ASAP

I need the following colorful cartoon illustration created as soon as possible (2 days or less): 1) Sheep driving the go-carts beeping a horn saying Baa Baa! 2) Baby chicks in swim suits going down an inflatable water slide saying Peep Peep. 3) Goat visor on head with fish hooks and flies in hat.. holding a cane pole-fishing at the pond-we have a pond at the camp... fish jumping out of the water-in the air 4) Cow aiming/arrow for archery at an apple on top of a head of a pig.. cow saying Don't mooooove 5) Bunnies big ears big feet playing soccer-ball etc./sports.... 6) Horse in a bubble bath tub (a water trough) little cowboy or cowgirl filing his hooves and grooming the mane have saddle, pad, 4 horse shoes, bridle hanging near by on hitching post-like horse got undressed for the bath 7) Duck in a kayak padding with oar under wing on the pond singing Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack musical notes Please note that these illustrations are at a children's camp/farm-like atmosphere. I would like the illustrations created in a way that the background can be removed easily if need be. I would love for the illustrations be done in Illustrator, but is not a must. Let me know how many revisions you allow, if any. Client held me up, so I am reposting. If you bid before, please feel free to re-bid perhaps with a better bid and timeframe for completion. Don't you love how clients want things done in 2 or 3 days? Heh.. I have one and am being one, for that I apologize in advance. Keep in mind, if you are affordable, more work may be coming your way. My business is growing slowly, but it IS growing. :) Thanks, SVSolutions