AU Gamers Animated Website Banner and Video Intro

I would like a video intro for our guilds videos that we will be posting on our website (Hopefully can work as animated banner for website, if not oh well) Website Address: [login to view URL] First Part: Currently our logo is a Red Star with AU Gamers in text, I would like the Red Star to come in spinning from the right side starting out small and growing to full size by the time it got to the left then spin full size to the right with the text "AU Gamers" appearing as it passed then appearing on the left side where it would stay. Second Part: After the first part has completed I would like a beer bottle (Preferably Green) to smash against the "AU Gamers" text and as the beer runs down, the words "Alcoholics Unanimous Gamers" would appear under the "AU Gamers" from the first part. I really am not a creative individual but this is what I have thought would look semi fun, any input would be welcome. This is for a gaming guild, I am paying for this on my own and will not be making money off these videos so I would like to keep the costs down. I have attached the current logo I created myself, and yes it is very simple but again, I am not creative. Thanks.