Need someone who is VERY good with the english language, to gain permission for my website to use twenty funny flash animations. The flash animations can be gathered from wherever, but I reccomend Newgrounds.com. I must have proof the author has given permission to use the flash animation on his site. Further more I must have proof that he is the owner
Looking for a very talented animator to create a very funny and offensive flash animation opposing Canada. Cartoon should be around 5 minutes, be PG-13, and play upon every Canadian stereotype possible. I will own the rights to the cartoon, and my site's logo will be displayed on the cartoon at all times. If possible, make the flash animation check
I need someone to advertise my new web app for me, and I'm assuming that using pay-per-click advertising is the fastest way to get some attention to the site. This is a new web app for creating product catalogues, and I need the marketing to happen very quickly. My budget for the PPC will be about $200 unless you can convince me otherwise. My apologies
...attached a word file with the program description and three .cpp c++ files that this lab is suppose to be added to. Program is just a basic program that has to do with sorting budgets. The new part that I can't figure out, is adding an array. I just need program written in very basic manner. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s)
...definitely on design. Preferred graphics programs are Fireworks, Freehand and Photoshop. All source files are to be handed over on completion. Please bear in mind that school budgets are limited and only realistic quotes will be considered. However, there is ongoing work available for the right designer(s). Please supply URLs of your work, and briefly
I need to install and set up a CMS (mambo, TYpo3...) on a website and let it running for a LINKS PORTAL, collection of links, funny resources, games and so on. I need the CMS to be set for this use, with the right spaces an so on. And i need all the template design, logos, images and so on. TO let you have an idea of what i'd like to have
I need you to record a funny video. You can use your imagination. Something like a miget riging a donkey wearing a cowboyhat and drinking Jack Daniels. If you can make a funny origional video plese bid. Tell me your Idea and how much you want for the finished video.
I need someone to create a Flash Intro clip for an educational website. Looking for an artist who has experience in Flash animation. Please do not post a bid if your specialty is limited to webpage design. I'm looking for someone with real animation _talent_ (knowledge of perspective, sound effects, character-creation, etc. See these examples [here]
...Consulting firm. This database will capture information on donors, proposals and grants awarded. The database will include sections for fiscal information such as grants budgets, calendarization of grants, staff time and budget modifications to name a few. It will have to tie into program information. There will also be a section for programmatic
What we require is an engine to serve ads on webpages. The engine must be able to perform the following tasks: 1) Generate a code snippet which can be included on participating web sites 2) Through the code snippet, track the popularity of the sites it is placed on 3) Also track the number of clicks and number of impressions generated 4) Store all CTR information in a central database ...
...different users for planning their own wedding including but not limited to: Budget, guest list, send out email and have a calendar. •The script(s) has to keep track of budgets, deadlines, make notifications... perfectly on time and run the countdowns precisely. •NOTE: The site is already designed but we are still tweaking. •I JUST NEED SCRIPTS
LOOKING FOR A GOOD WEB SITE JOKE SCRIPT MUST HAVE : 1. MEMBER REGISTER 2. JOKES SUBMIT + RATE 3. PICTURES SUBMIT + RATE 4. JOKEMAIL Subscribe/unsubscribe to site daily/weekly/monthly joke newsletter 5. Send joke to his friends 6. Send postcards to his friends 7. Put on their site Content channel with "Joke of the day" and "Picture of the day" 8. Print preferred joke (in printa...
I want to advertise a banner and a pop up, but cant spend much. Please give me quotes for: $ per 1000 pop ups $ per 1000 banner impressions Placing banner on ur site for 1 month Placing pop up on ur site for 1 month
...out of my office in West London on several ongoing projects. Must be fast and have a good ability to pick up a project quickly, dip into existing code and make amendments. Budgets are tight and time is short so I can only pay £40.00 per 7.5 hour day to start with, would suit graduate. Design skills a massive bonus and ability to take a project and run
I currently own an advertising script, that I would like zones added too. I own several domains, and am looking to compare how many ads get shown on each domain, compared to the others, and the total. Currently the script uses .php with an mysql backend. It keeps track of how many ads were shown today, how many were shown yesterday, and how many
Have a small video clip that need minor editing. It is an 5 min instructional video for a software and it is completely done. However, some clips in the video does not look good so they need to be replaced. We have all necessary graphics but need to get it into the video. We have the video in wmv format. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functi...
...has to done in flash. I will provide the storyboards. I need to know how you are pricing your quote as there will be more storyboard and I need to understand work out the budgets. Check this url which is a cartoon only as a illustration. <[login to view URL]> ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working
I have a new website that i want to advertise thru misc Yahoo chat rooms via automated PMs and also Room messages. A clean interface and well written code is essential. If you do not already make Yahoo tools please do not bid. the winning bidder will have a portfolio of work related to Yahoo. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as wel...
I am in need of a graphic artist for my book cover and/or my brochure. The book cover needs to be a pdf (see below) - only need artwork on outside covers. My book is 5 1/2 X 8 1/2 The brochure needs to follow the specifications set forth by [[login to view URL]]. It will be your responsibility to make sure the files are ready to be sent to them in the format they want. I will gi...
...someone who creates some nice cartoons and knows about the technique to insert it into a page, f.e. a funny easter-rabbit running over a page wishing "happy easter" so please place your bid for one small project: 1. cartooning a funny easter rabbit 2. making a standard-html site with this flash rabbit runnin through !!! Please send
I am seeking someone skilled in FLASH ANIMATION to work with me on creating a humorous SPOOF on the MEXICO UFO SIGHTINGS. You will be required to make a 1 minute Flash MX animation satire of the recent UFO sightings in Mexico. We will work together on writing the script. Animation must have VOICES. You must be able to SOUND LIKE A MEXICAN; but not necessarily be one. Please onl...
I am looking for a php programmer who can undertake a few add on projects for my sites. NO PEOPLE FROM OUTSIDE THE UK PLEASE! I have...no php commercial experience yet are good with the language, qualifications are not required. Please call 0700 5120 555 for more details or email me. Please remember the budgets are small but the chances are great!
...ourselves from the plainspeak of the majority of news sites. Musically we're more 120 Minutes than Gonzo, and with TV and film it is quality that counts rather than mega budgets - the lo-fi aesthetic should be engrained in your hearts. If you are interested in writing for us, please send a news story in the style that you would want it to be published
...solution should provide a management interface where e.g. users can be created, reporting relationships can be specified (e.g. User Y can approve requests made by User X), budgets can be set, products can be inserted,updated and deleted. etc.. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete
We need a CMS built that will be for a nonprofit organizations. Non profits tend to have lower budgets and therefore cannot afford traditional portal software. Our budget is limited keep that in mind. The CMS needs to have news, preferably in the placement of columns and headlines, a contributors directory [business directory], photogallery, forum intergrated
...- either web based or client/server. It should have as a minimum the following features: Constact management document management to do list calendar forecasts/budgets leads plus all other CRM features. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work
...software must be totally bug free and conduct the calculations and run the countdowns precisely. A lot of money is spent on weddings and the software has to keep track of budgets, deadlines, make notifications... perfectly and on time. You can d/l a demo at fivestarsoftware(dot)com (version 5.0) and weddingsoft(dot)com All code must be original and
... General ledger Accounts receivable Accounts payable Financial statements Check printing Bank reconciliation Multi-tier sales taxes Job costing Budgets Chart of accounts Automatic credit hold based on overdue invoices and exceeded credit limits Calculate finance charges for outstanding balances Multi-tier departments
to suggest a desighn for a first class web site to clone a site [login to view URL] incorperate the content of [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] and all it's links incorperate, into a new dot com name what you will see on these pages is a model of what i need on the page, new copy written, new logo, new page design, screen built with ...
...throwing arm would be rated a 10 in that category. Players would be given an overall score out of 100. Owners would have to field a team within the constraints of a budget. Budgets can increase or decrease from season-to-season, based on a number of variables. Thesed would have to be fleshed out through e-mail. 1) Complete and fully-functional
...cards that will expire within 60 days * Total Payout to date * Total amount of funny money sold (more about this in a bit) * Total number of Expired Funny Money * Total number of redemed funny monies * Search db feature * add employee * modify employee The funny Money Module, We must be able to print and issue vouchers with a bar code and
...allows users to analyse their personal spending against a budget for a specified period of time (eg. weekly, fortnightly, monthly etc...) **Input:** Users would set budgets (daily, weekly or/and monthly) for the amount of money that they intend to spend for a certain category. Default categories would be provided (eg. groceries, entertainment
I am running a humor website and I'm looking for a high quality animated flash cartoon for a fair price. The bidder must be creative and also experienced in drawing cartoons. Regards, Sabah ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Installation package that will install the software (in re...
I would like to have someone develop me an easy-to-use software which would allow ordinary people to plan their budgets in a simple, easy to understand, practical way(income x expenses).Basic language,easy commands,colorful,maybe also an additional software on that same level directed for kids as well. Also a website presenting the product with online
...help on website marketing, promotion (**not SEO**), and internet advertising (any form) to help me promote my new ecommerce website headsetplus.com. I already hired a SEO who is currently working on search engines placement. Now I am looking for other forms of marketing and advertising help. Must have experience and track record. ## Deliverables 1)
Need a new look to one per my site rate ph...language you use, as long as the result is a mind-blowing, well designed site. Thanks to all for bidding, one main concern at the moment is pricing. I am extremely tight on budgets for this site, but a promise to the winner includes a long list of more projects to follow ( 3 dating site ) pmb for details
...software must be totally bug free and conduct the calculations and run the countdowns precisely. A lot of money is spent on weddings and the software has to keep track of budgets, deadlines, make notifications... perfectly and on time. You can d/l a demo at fivestarsoftware(dot)com and weddingsoft(dot)com All code must be original and must not contain
We're looking for freelance artists that can contribute comedy images drawn in a cartoony style for use in an e-card system. All you will be required to do in this project is to create the desired images, not to actually come up with the ideas. The format we will need the images in will be png, gif or jpeg. Please send a link to your samples, not attachments. Email your links and details ...
...upload) 3. user/visitors can post new jokes 3. user and visitors can rate and comment on a picture or joke 4. user can send funny pictures/flash to friends as a postcard 5. user can join mailing list to receive funny picture/flash or joke of the week (highest rated pic/flash or joke) 6. admin area for user admin, post approval or delete, language
...allow users to contribute funny captions. This project will be called the Funny Caption System (FCS). (2) FCS basically accomplishes a purpose similar to that of Dysfunctional Family Circus (an example at [login to view URL] ) where users are shown a graphic and are invited to contribute funny captions, and they are displayed
I need 800 clip art pictures of dogs that I can add to my current collection to sell, these can not be from other sites that own the rights, I need original and royality free clip art that can use in a commercial product. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code
I want to be able to sell clip-art pieces individually - have the user choose which pieces he/she wants and then charge the appropriate amount for the total. This means packaging up the selected clipart into a Windows install package, or an archive file like SIT for Mac. Calculating the correct amount to charge. There are a lot of problems I do not
Dear Readers, I need a very interesting and eye-catching advertising message. The message should be maximum of 150 characters. Two lines with 75 characters per line. I sell movies and video games on my web site. The message should be about Low Prices, huge selection of products, Excellent Customer Service and anything else that may look it more appealing
...* add/edit/update site cateogories and sub categories PHASE 2 and onwards Gold membership, pay to register, extra services for registered users, bold listings and buy advertising, etc. I am looking for someone that will be able to discuss with me, via MSN, the future of the website, and come up with suggestions on what the site should do. With strong
We are looking for a Flash solution that will randomly pick one out of the six flash animations we have when our website is loaded and keep on playing it, as if it was only one flash animation. To see an example of what we mean, visit <[login to view URL]> and press refresh a few times. The coder will be provided with both swfs and flas of the existing flash animations and needs to deli...
...Competitive Intelligence & Opportunity Management HR Solutions (particularly for companies moving to Asia) Responsibilities of the role: Consistently meet and exceed monthly budgets set by the company, Identify, develop, and establish relationships with medium to large companies, Generate your own sales leads Ensure that the sales pipeline of opportunities
...want these spreadsheets adapted for use on a web site, so that visitors to a web site can input the information asked and perform certain calcuations, such as loan payments, budgets, rates of return, etc. You will need to create a web interface for each one of these spreadsheets. I am open minded as to what kind of platform you want to use. If you have